welcome to the jar

get in the brine! or don't i guess its up to you

egg facts

this one egg

my name is izzy im 20 years old which is pretty gross for an egg but whatever my egg stomach (yolk) always hurts and i think it mightve been the pickling that did that to me i like to float around in the brine hanging out with my egg friends and listening to music and playing really cool and serious games like the sims four and stardew valley and the new york times crossword puzzle which i am not very good at sometimes i get out of the jar and i roll around pittsburgh trying to not get stomped on and i look at cool things (trees buildings big birds stray cats) enjoy the jar! i live here so you better say nice things

this egg is listening to

latest played song on last.fm

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egg talk

egg funnies

What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan? It scrambled.

What do you call a city of 20 million eggs? New Yolk City!

Why did the chicken cross the internet? To get to the other site!

Spent hours questioning an egg. Think it’s about to crack.

submit any egg jokes you have to my instagram dms i need more